Bad Kitty Gets a Bath
by Nick Bruel · Bad Kitty #2
A hilariously desperate guide to bathing the world's most uncooperative cat
The story
When Kitty needs a bath, the narrator enlists YOU as helper through six chapters of escalating chaos. After learning why cats hate water, you hunt for a hiding Kitty, survive a dream-sequence fake-out, endure desperate bargaining, and wade through a water-and-soap explosion. Kitty emerges clean but deeply resentful — and the narrator's honest admission that she probably won't thank you ever delivers a surprisingly tender lesson about caring for those who resist your help.
Age verdict
Best for ages 7-9; younger kids enjoy the humor and illustrations while older kids appreciate the structural cleverness and bittersweet ending
Our take
Kid-magnet comedy: humor and reluctant-reader accessibility score highest while representation and real-world depth pull parent scores down. A book kids reach for repeatedly that parents value primarily as a reading gateway.
What stands out
Each audience's top 3 dimensions. Out of 30 scored per book.
Kids love
- Laugh-out-loud Strong
Ch4 desperate flattery, Ch3 absurdist dream, Ch5 slapstick, Ch2 mistaken-identity irony, Ch1 absurd supplies. Sits at 8: density matches Babymouse with 4+ humor types nearly every page.
- First-chapter grab Strong
Comparable to Lunch Lady and the Cyborg Substitute . Second-person address opens in most grounded space with newspaper hooks and quiz creating investment. Sits just below because Lunch Lady's cafeteria has universal school access while bath is home-specific.
Parents love
- Reading gateway Exceptional
6 chapters, ~146 illustrations, humor every spread, universally familiar pet topic, second-person address, interactive elements, Bad Kitty brand pull. Sits below because 5 Worlds opens five worlds; this narrower thematic scope.
- Writing quality Strong
Comparable to Bake Sale . Sustained second-person narration is technically accomplished and rare. Ch3 false climax shows structural sophistication; dual-audience operation (child story + adult caregiving paradox). Sits at 7: sentence-level control matches Bake Sale.
Teachers love
- Reluctant reader rescue Strong
reluctant-reader hooks fire matching InvestiGators; both near-tier-9 but fall short of genre-redefining impact.
- Read-aloud power Strong
Comparable to Gathering Blue , sits just below. Second-person narrator reads aloud naturally; you address creates interactive experience. Sound effects create performative moments; escalating desperation builds dramatic performance. Sits below because Gathering Blue has natural pauses and rhythmic variation.
✓ Perfect for
- • reluctant readers who love funny animal stories
- • kids aged 7-9 transitioning from picture books to chapter books
- • families with pets who recognize the bath-time battle
Not ideal for
readers seeking complex emotional narratives or diverse representation — this is a comedy-first animal story with a narrow thematic scope
At a glance
- Pages
- 128
- Chapters
- 6
- Words
- 3k
- Lexile
- 650L
- Difficulty
- Easy
- POV
- Second Person
- Illustration
- Heavy
- Published
- 2009
- Publisher
- Roaring Brook Press
- Illustrator
- Nick Bruel
- ISBN
- 9780312581381
Mood & style
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